The 3rd gif in your folder is your muse’s reaction to meeting their future husband/wife for the first time
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
Why do I have to be so socially awkward? I just want friends. BE MY FRIEND
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
See ya in hell
do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away
me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.
"What genre of music is Bastille?"
Bastille is good
this is the saddest scene in this movie
do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
WHAT A GIRL WANTS
WHAT A GIRL NEEDS
money for concert tickets
If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:
- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad